theaardvark, a distinguished gentleman with angular glasses and a striking purple beard, in business mode, beard purple enough to intimidate corporate rivals and formal enough to close deals. The trees in the background are taking notes.
theaardvark, a bold character with aviator glasses and an impressive purple beard, indoor purple beard adventures continue, this time with red shirt and rectangular glasses. The colorful scarf in the background feels redundant.
theaardvark, a philosophical-looking man with a bald head and cascading purple beard, wearing a Shakespeare quote that his beard is clearly taking too literally. The 'fierce' purple statement piece has rendered the Bard speechless.
theaardvark, a bald man with glasses and a magnificent purple beard, sporting a flat cap and angular sunglasses in a suburban setting while discretely hiding a spatula he uses to post letters and leaflets through letterboxes. The neighborhood watch remains vigilant.
theaardvark, a distinctive figure with a vibrant purple beard and dark-framed glasses, in the wild, purple beard contrasting magnificently with the dreary British countryside. Local weather forecasters report a 100% chance of fabulous.
theaardvark, a bespectacled gentleman with a bald head and flowing purple beard, against a blue wall that's clearly jealous it's not as vibrant as his purple beard. The purple tophat hanging off the wall in the background are considering a colour change.
theaardvark, a dapper fellow with a clean-shaven head and a luxurious purple beard, in formal mode: bowler hat, purple beard, and a multicolored scarf that's trying desperately to compete with said beard. The blue wall has given up trying.
theaardvark, a confident man with rectangular glasses and a purple-to-red ombré beard, perfectly complementing a red shirt with 'GORSTEY LEA' (a location in Burntwood) emblazoned in gold lettering. The blue wall continues its supporting role as best background actor.
theaardvark outside The Plum Pudding pub, his purple beard seemingly drawn to the establishment by some magical beard-to-pudding attraction. The 'Late Diagnosis Club' badge on his jacket has given up trying to compete with the beard for attention.
A toy figure of theaardvark still in its packaging, proof that his purple beard has achieved such iconic status it's now being mass-produced by Mattel for £1.99. Accessories include additional glasses, a top hat, and what appears to be a sentient bottle.
theaardvark campaigning with his purple beard, which has independently secured several votes already. MrsVark in a red hat is holding campaign literature but is clearly distracted by the hypnotic qualities of the purple facial masterpiece.
theaardvark in his natural woodland habitat, purple beard glistening in the forest light. The trees are gathering intelligence for their upcoming revolution, while his magnificent beard plots world domination independently.
theaardvark caught in his lair of vinyl records and blue walls, purple beard looking particularly majestic against the multicolored jumper. His eyebrows are silently judging your music taste.