theaardvark, a distinguished gentleman with angular glasses and a striking purple beard, in business mode, beard purple enough to intimidate corporate rivals and formal enough to close deals. The trees in the background are taking notes.
theaardvark, a bold character with aviator glasses and an impressive purple beard, indoor purple beard adventures continue, this time with red shirt and rectangular glasses. The colorful scarf in the background feels redundant.
theaardvark, a philosophical-looking man with a bald head and cascading purple beard, wearing a Shakespeare quote that his beard is clearly taking too literally. The 'fierce' purple statement piece has rendered the Bard speechless.
theaardvark, a bald man with glasses and a magnificent purple beard, sporting a flat cap and angular sunglasses in a suburban setting while discretely hiding a spatula he uses to post letters and leaflets through letterboxes. The neighborhood watch remains vigilant.
theaardvark, a distinctive figure with a vibrant purple beard and dark-framed glasses, in the wild, purple beard contrasting magnificently with the dreary British countryside. Local weather forecasters report a 100% chance of fabulous.
theaardvark, a bespectacled gentleman with a bald head and flowing purple beard, against a blue wall that's clearly jealous it's not as vibrant as his purple beard. The purple tophat hanging off the wall in the background are considering a colour change.
theaardvark, a dapper fellow with a clean-shaven head and a luxurious purple beard, in formal mode: bowler hat, purple beard, and a multicolored scarf that's trying desperately to compete with said beard. The blue wall has given up trying.
theaardvark, a confident man with rectangular glasses and a purple-to-red ombré beard, perfectly complementing a red shirt with 'GORSTEY LEA' (a location in Burntwood) emblazoned in gold lettering. The blue wall continues its supporting role as best background actor.
theaardvark outside The Plum Pudding pub, his purple beard seemingly drawn to the establishment by some magical beard-to-pudding attraction. The 'Late Diagnosis Club' badge on his jacket has given up trying to compete with the beard for attention.
A toy figure of theaardvark still in its packaging, proof that his purple beard has achieved such iconic status it's now being mass-produced by Mattel for £1.99. Accessories include additional glasses, a top hat, and what appears to be a sentient bottle.
theaardvark campaigning with his purple beard, which has independently secured several votes already. MrsVark in a red hat is holding campaign literature but is clearly distracted by the hypnotic qualities of the purple facial masterpiece.
theaardvark in his natural woodland habitat, purple beard glistening in the forest light. The trees are gathering intelligence for their upcoming revolution, while his magnificent beard plots world domination independently.
theaardvark caught in his lair of vinyl records and blue walls, purple beard looking particularly majestic against the multicolored jumper. His eyebrows are silently judging your music taste.
Bald bloke with black-framed glasses and a magnificent purple beard wearing a grey t-shirt. Hand rests on chest displaying an impressive collection of chunky silver rings, purple nail varnish, and various bracelets. The overall effect suggests either a Viking wizard or someone who's taken "accessorise, accessorise, accessorise" rather literally.
Bald bloke in a black waistcoat over a blue-and-white striped shirt, purple beard still going strong. Hand on chest showing off silver rings and purple nails, with an alarming number of colourful fabric bracelets on the left wrist. Standing in a home interior with a bright blue door frame visible behind. The look says 'business casual meets festival survivor.'
Two bald blokes at an outdoor music festival, both with impressive purple beards catching the golden hour light. The pair are grinning at the camera surrounded by crowds. When your mate also dyes his beard purple, you've either found your soulmate or you've both made the same regrettable decision at the same hairdresser's.
Bald man with purple beard and glasses wearing a gloriously bonkers peach-coloured t-shirt featuring Jesus holding a pint next to a T-Rex with a red sun behind them. Standing in a car park. The shirt answers the age-old question: 'What would Jesus do?' Apparently, have a beer with a dinosaur.
Selfie of a bald man with a truly epic deep purple beard, no glasses this time, wearing a purple sweatshirt. Standing in front of white panelled doors. The beard-to-jumper colour coordination is either brilliant planning or a happy accident. Either way, commitment to the purple theme: 10/10.
Bald bloke with vibrant magenta-purple beard wearing black-framed glasses and a grey t-shirt with 'Aardvark' in white retro lettering. A silver Thor's hammer pendant hangs in the centre of the magnificent beard against a dark green wall. Norse mythology meets exotic mammals—the Venn diagram nobody asked for but we all needed.